Sunday, December 14, 2008

Pondok Burok...

Cuba cari apa yg tak kena ngan pondok buruk tu..kalau dpt cari, memang korang sangat terer...

WHAT CAN YOU SEE?

Take a look at the picture first... So, what did you see?
Now proceed and read below to find an explanation of what you really saw.
I'm sure you will find this very interesting
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Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are the nine dolphins. Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Piala AFF 2008




Apa sudah jadi dengan skuad Harimau Malaysia? Alasan yang sama setiap kali tewas...

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Datuk Shah Rukh Khan




Hari Sabtu, segalanya berlangsung seperti dirancang. Bintang Bollywood terkenal, Shah Rukh Khan kini bergelar Datuk setelah menerima Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) yang membawa gelaran Datuk. Berbaju Melayu hitam lengkap bersamping yang diikat ala P Ramlee, Shah Rukh menerima darjah tersebut daripada Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka, Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob sempena sambutan hari jadi ke-70 beliau di Dewan Seri Negeri, Ayer Keroh, Melaka. ``Saya berterima kasih kepada kerajaan Melaka kerana memberikan pengiktirafan ini dan menjadikan saya penerima pertama anugerah ini untuk bintang filem Bollywood,'' demikian reaksi Shah Rukh selepas menerima anugerah berkenaan.

Laluan Mesra OKU...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Handsome VS Tak Handsome

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)...

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on
kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Gerrard: I'm a Red until I die


STEVEN GERRARD wants to sign a deal to stay at Liverpool for the rest of his playing career — and then go on to coach the club.

Rafa Benitez has tipped Gerrard as the man who could one day succeed him as Kop boss.

And the midfielder, 28, said: “I don’t know what’s going to happen over the next 10 years but for the next five or six I hope I’m playing for Liverpool.

“I have two and a half years left on my contract and hopefully I will sign another and stay here for the rest of my career.

“We will have to wait and see about management but I certainly want to get my qualifications.

“If my working life carries on being with Liverpool then I will be very happy.”

The Kop skipper announced his intention to stay as he approaches the 10th anniversary of his debut.

England star Gerrard made his bow on November 29, 1998 against Blackburn.

And boss Benitez said: “Everyone can see how good he is and his commitment to the club.

“Maybe he will one day be the manager to replace me. He has great passion for the club, he loves the club and the city.”

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Ikan Buntal Masak Tempoyak

Resipi Ikan Buntal Masak Tempoyak

Bahan-bahan:
Ikan buntal 1 kilo(ikan disiang dan diperapkan dengan asam jawa & limau nipis untuk menghilangkan bau hanyir selama 1 jam)
2 sudu makan tempoyak(ikut suka/rasa)
5 ulas bawang putih(dipotong)
6 ulas bawang merah(dipotong)
2 batang serai(ditindik)
20 biji cili padi, ditumbuk (ikut suka/rasa)
Serbuk kunyit
3 cawan air(ikut kepekatan)
Garam(ikut rasa)
Gula(kalau terlalu pedas/masin)

Cara-cara:
Ikan dibersihkan dan diperapkan dengan asam jawa dan limau nipis untuk menghilangkan bau hanyir ikan, serbuk kunyit, bawang putih dan bawang merah dipotong, cili api ditumbuk halus dan digaulkan dengan tempoyak tadi masukkan ke dalam periuk yang diletakkan air gaul sehingga rata, letak atas api dan biar 3 minit baru masukkan ikan yang terlebih dahulu dibersihkan tadi, sambil itu masukkan serai, garam, jangan terlampau masin, kalau agak-agak pedas/masin sangat masukkan gula sikit.

Cadangan Hidangan:
Sedap dimakan panas dengan nasi putih, amat menyelerakan. Selamat mencuba...

Monday, October 27, 2008

Kuching Spinal Injuries Association (KUSIA) Charity Dinner 2008

Date: 25 October 2008
Venue: Merdeka Palace Hotel

Thank you very much to all the donors. YOUR CONTRIBUTION, OUR MOTIVATION.











Saturday, October 11, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Team Building 2006 @ Matang Wild Life Centre

The participants....

Group assignment...
The entertainers..

Got through...Morning warm up... Hmmm.....you look so...scarylah!!!
Ewahhh....dangdut sampai pagi...

Some happy faces... Ochhh....so heavy...Yes!...i did it!!!
Injured?!.....what think you?